Malcolm: [to camera] Every other Thursday night, we all go to Luigi's Pizza. They're the only two nights a month I don't cry myself to sleep.
Lois: [to Reese and Dewey who are sword fighting with their bread sticks] All right, all right. Stop it! I said I get winner.
Malcolm: [to camera] Isn't it amazing? Every 14 days, we magically turn into a happy family. And here's why. Luigi's pizza is so good, it not only brings out the goodwill that's buried deep inside of people; it momentarily creates goodwill that isn't even there.
Lois: [mouth full] How was your day?
Dewey: [mouth full] I got a "B" on my math test.