Quote from Hal in Softball
Lois: Hal, will you please talk to the boys? Hal: Not now, Lois, I have way too much on my mind. Lois: Like what? Hal: I think I'm an international spy, and I don't even know which side I'm on. I could be a super-villain and not even know it. Lois: You can just say you don't want to help me, Hal.