Quote from Francis in Softball
Francis: [enters] Do these look like the hands of a lazy man? Do they?! You see how hard the calluses are? Lois: What are you doing here? Francis: This morning, on the phone, you said that I was lazy. Well, look at my hands, and admit that you were wrong. Lois: Are you biting your nails again? Francis: Apologize! Lois: I am not going to apologize for something that I said that's true. Francis: This is exactly why I drove eight straight hours to get here. To prove how far you'll go just to avoid a simple apology. I can't believe how screwed-up your priorities are. [answers cell phone] Hello? Oh, hi, baby. Happy anniversary. No, I haven't left yet. I'm on my way out right now. Okay. [kisses and hangs up]