Malcolm: [to camera] Every year, for the last five years, we've spent a week in a cabin on a lake. This year it got ruined, and we had to come back three days early.
Lois: All I'm saying is I don't ask for much. Once a year I want to sit on a porch, stare at a bug zapper and make s'mores over a trash can.
Hal: The problem is the boys have gotten soft. God forbid they should have a little interaction with nature.
[flashback to the boys in their swimming trunks on a beach:]
Boys: [scream] Leeches! Leeches! Leeches!
[present:]
Hal: I blame video games.