Lois: Jamie needs a change.
Dewey: I want to do it!
Reese: No way! We're supposed to take turns!
Malcolm: [to camera] Mom told us Jamie swallowed one of her diamond earrings. Whoever finds it when it comes out gets a 20-buck reward.
Lois: Let Reese change this one. He hasn't gotten to in a while.
Dewey: Oh, man.
Malcolm: [to camera] Somehow they never noticed that Mom doesn't own any diamond earrings.
Reese: Smells like my ticket to Easy Street.