[fantasy:]
Dewey: [v.o.] So the alarm is going off, and Dewey and Jamie are trapped.
Hal: Oh, my God. Someone is trying to steal the perfect pants.
Lois: There'll be dire consequences for this. Francis, find who's ever stealing the perfect pants and stop them!
Francis: [robotic] Do this, do that. You are terrible parents. You have made it impossible for me to trust another human being. You are terrible parents.
Lois: [gasps] Jamie, I should have known it was you. You are in so much trouble. You are grounded. Do you hear me? That means no TV, no phone privileges, no going out with your friends. Nothing!
[reality:]
Dewey: The moral of the story is that I'll screw you over in a heartbeat, the way my brothers do me. That's the way it works around here.