Lois: Look. Your Aunt Felicia sent us two presents for the baby.
Hal: A ballerina outfit and a football?
Lois: Well, I guess she's hedging her bets. I mean, Jamie could be a name for either sex. Well, I guess I'll just send this one to Goodwill.
Hal: Oh, that's ridiculous. The birth announcement clearly said that Jamie's a... Hey. They changed the little dinosaur.
Lois: That's right. All it takes is one look to see that Jamie is clearly a... [Reese groans] Reese, for crying out loud!
Hal: How can anyone not know what you are? [the baby pees up in the air] Ooh-ooh. Nice try, mister.