Lois: Hal, what are we going to do? My maternity leave is over, I go back to work tomorrow, and we still haven't found day care for Jamie.
Hal: Well, honey, maybe you'll have to just stay out a little longer. I know money is tight, but we can always stretch our pennies a little more. [Hal waters down already clear apple juice]
Lois: This is insane. There is no juice left in there. You are watering down water.
Hal: All right, we're desperate!