Hal: I'm telling you, Lois, we are not equipped to deal with these issues. We get into a giant, stupid fight every time we work on the will.
Lois: Hal, last time we tried this was ten years ago.
Hal: And it led to a fight. You called me thin-skinned and overly sensitive.
Lois: Hal, you can stall all night, but we are going to do this.
Hal: Fine. I'll get a pencil. [sharpener whirring] [sharpener whirring] [sharpener whirring] This pencil's too short.
Lois: Hal.
Hal: Oh, all right.