Lois: Hal. Wake up. It's time.
Hal: What? Already? The baby's not due for a month. I told you it wasn't conceived in the elevator. It was Dewey's parent-teacher conference. Here, there's something in this one. Let's go.
Lois: No, Hal, I'm not having the baby. We said we'd finish making out our will tonight.
Hal: Tonight? I didn't agree to that. Besides, how do you know you're not having the baby? You're not a doctor. Come on. I'll meet you there.
Lois: Hal, I have both sets of car keys. And I took the seat off your bike.