Lois: Okay, let's forget about the finances. "Property transfer to the surviving spouse." We can do this. I think that whoever goes first, the other one Is going to want to stay In the house with the kids until... What?
Hal: Nothing.
Lois: Why are you looking at me like that?
Hal: No, I'm just, you know... Just I've always known that you'll die first.
Lois: What?
Hal: And then I'll commit suicide a few days later. I don't want to live without you, Lois.
Lois: What?!
Hal: Oh, don't act so surprised. We both know what I'm talking about.
Lois: No, I- You're wishing me dead?! Why would you say such a thing?
Hal: Oh, and there is no reaction at all to my suicide. Oh, that's a real eye-opener.
Lois: What makes you think that I am going to die first?
Hal: Honey, you just have that kind of personality. You operate at a very high level of stress.