Dewey: Malcolm, Malcolm, in school, we learned the coolest thing. There were these people who did this broadcast and convinced everyone that aliens were landing. So, what we do is we wait for Reese to fall asleep, then we flash some lights outside his window, and we go to the TV, but we'll have made a tape...
Malcolm: Dewey, you're totally overthinking this. [shouts] Reese, aliens landed down the street!
[Reese runs out with a baseball bat and a helmet]
Reese: Every man for himself!
Dewey: Oh.