Quote from Dabney in Hal's Friend
Malcolm: You have to shoot. You have to do this. Dabney: Mom was right. I could be home watching Dark Victory right now. Malcolm: You have to fight back! Just pull the trigger! Dabney: But there could be adverse consequences. Malcolm: That is your mother talking! Just shoot it! If you want to be any kind of man, shoot it now. [After Dabney shoots the paint gun up in the air, the pellet ricochets off the ceiling and hits a big kid] Stevie: [gasps] Haul ass! [Dabney starts firing directly at the big kid] Dabney: Brush your own damn hair! [Dabney knocks the big kid out with his helmet and proceeds to shoot at him as he lays on the ground] Dabney: [vicious yell] [rapid popping] Get your own damn towel! [yells] Aaah! One hundred, ninety-nine, ninety-eight, ninety-seven... Stevie: I call... Dabney's team.