Dewey: How come she's allowed to be naked on the kitchen table, and I'm not?
Reese: Dewey, if a cop tells you to do something, you do it.
Hal: [gasps] What are you boys doing? I told you to go to bed hours ago.
Reese: Actually, Dad, your exact words were just, "Go to bed." You didn't say, "Go to bed now." If you leave us a loophole like that, I don't see how this could be our fault.