Lois: You were with that girl, weren't you?
Malcolm: No! I was at the library studying.
Hal: You were supposed to pick your brother up at school.
Dewey: There were rocks. There was a beehive. But where were you?
Lois: You are not allowed to see that girl.
Malcolm: Her name is Nicki, and I'm not seeing her.
Lois: Every time you lie to me, it is like you are digging a tiny little grave.
Malcolm: I am not lying to you!