Quote from Hal in If Boys Were Girls
Hal: Do you want big? Do you want small? Do you want for you? Do you want for the house? Do you want sincere? Lois: Hal, you know what I like. Hal: Yes, because you've always told me! For the past five Valentine's Days, you've asked for a lawn mower, bath salts, earrings, a Hibachi, a porcelain cat. Th- There's no pattern, Lois. It is madness! I'm telling you, it's madness! Lois: Okay, I'm going to let you do this to yourself. My feet are killing me. We're going to hit the food court before the sale. Hal: Fine! Be that way! Don't come crying to me when you end up with a pair of puppy oven mitts! Do you like puppy oven mitts?!