Quote from Francis in If Boys Were Girls
Francis: [on the phone] Listen, I need a favor. I need you to go in the garage. Under the paint tarps, next to the rat poison, is my old box of Mad Magazines, and the one I need you to find is in the middle stack. Lois: Francis, what are you talking about? Francis: I got a $20 bet on whether the cover is "Stagnum P.I." or "Magnum P.U." Lois: Francis, I don't have time for this. Francis: Oh, of course you don't 'cause every time something important to me comes up- [Lois hangs up]