Reese: I have good news. You know how everybody's been so depressed around here lately? Well, I was thinking. What could I do to cheer everyone up? And then it hit me. It was the most obvious thing in the world. I bought us an above-ground swimming pool. And the best part is you don't have to pay for it for six months. It's a raft with cup holders. They're setting the pool up right now. Oh, and don't just thank me. Dewey was in on it, too.
Dewey: He's lying!
Reese: Huh? Wh- What's going on?
Malcolm: Mom's pregnant.
Reese: What?! You can't do that! Do you know how dangerous it is to have a baby and a pool?