Quote from Francis in Grandma Sues
Francis: Grandma's back. Mom wants you to help her unpack. Malcolm: This is unbelievable. It's all Reese's fault. If he had just cleaned up the yard like he was supposed to, none of this would have happened. Francis: Malcolm, she slipped on a leaf. A tiny, single leaf. [sprinklers turn on] I wouldn't be surprised if she broke her collarbone on purpose just so she could stay here and torment us. Malcolm: And I'm the one who suffers. I was so close to sleeping in the house again. I forget what a bed feels like. Francis: What are you complaining about? I'm the one who had to carry her to the car with her dress hiked up over her hips. I went blind for almost 15 minutes.