Quote from Francis in Stupid Girl
Malcolm: [answers phone] Hello? Francis: Malcolm, good, you're home. Listen. Is there some scientific way to find out if something is pudding without actually tasting it? Malcolm: Is it chocolate? Francis: No. Why, would that make a difference? Malcolm: I like chocolate. It's browner than the not-chocolate stuff. Francis: You didn't by any chance find that coffee can in the garage, did you?