Quote from Hal in Stupid Girl
Dewey: You're going to the steamroller, aren't you? Hal: [gasps] So what if I am? I rented it. Why shouldn't I get to use it? It's a free country. Dewey: Dad, you've been crushing things for five days straight. Have you even slept? Hal: That's the thing, Dewey. Ever since I got the steamroller, I don't have to sleep. It's like the laws of nature don't apply to me. Dewey: What's this? Hal: Nothing. Dewey: It's a brochure for a wrecking ball. Hal: It's not even mine, okay? I'm just holding it for a friend. Dewey: Dad, I think you have a problem. Hal: Why can't everyone just leave me alone?!