Dewey: "College fund"?!
Hal: Dewey! Hi. What brings you out on such a lovely day?
Dewey: I was following my dad on his secret steamroller.
Hal: Oh, it's not just a steamroller, son. This is a culmination of everything I've worked for in my entire life. And I've also managed to put away some money for your college. Which, if interest rates hold... Oh, all right! If you don't tell your mother, I'll let you squash something.
Dewey: Can I squash Reese's bike?
Hal: Sure. It's in the trunk.