Lois: This is going to be so much fun. I'm so glad I ran into Matt.
Hal: Yeah, that was quite a lucky break. Good old, good old Matt.
Lois: It has been 20 years since I was dating the both of you. I can't believe you're still jealous.
Hal: I am not jealous. I'm not even the jealous type.
[flashback to Hal escorting a workman out of the house:]
Man: I was just trying to read the meter!
Hal: Not in those shorts, Tarzan!
[flashback to Hal and Lois emerging from the movie theater:]
Hal: Well, why don't you just marry Tom Cruise?!
[flashback to Lois nursing a baby:]
Hal: Okay, that's enough. Break it up.