Lois: Jury duty? They want me to do jury duty?! I can't believe this!
Hal: You can't do it. You simply can't do it. Spring break is coming up. The boys are gonna be out of school. I can't be expected to handle them by myself! I'm sorry, you're just gonna have to tell them no!
Lois: That's not one of the options, Hal.
Hal: What are they thinking? Forcing someone to sit on a jury!? This is America!
Lois: I don't have a choice!
Hal: Oh, yes, you do. You wanna get out of jury duty? You just let me handle this.
[cut to Lois and her fellow jurors being sworn in]