Hal: OK, I'm doing dry-cleaner, mechanic and post office, you're doing groceries and DMV, right?
Lois: Right.
Hal: Got the cable bill? [Lois hands Hal a bill] Great. Bye, guy. [walks off and returns] Did I just say, "Bye guy," to you?
Lois: I'm pretty sure you did.
Hal: Guy? I- I- I called you guy?! How can that happen?! I've never done that before!
Lois: Hal, it's a lapse.
Hal: Guy?!
Lois: Hal, it happens.
Hal: Let's get one thing clear. In no way, shape or form do I think of you as a guy. You are a gorgeous, exciting, feminine goddess that I still don't know what I've done to deserve. Do you understand that?
Lois: Yes. [they kiss]
Hal: [mumbles] Let's do this walking.