Quote from Malcolm in Hal Coaches
Stevie: You were supposed... to meet me... at the library. Malcolm: Oh, yeah, sorry. You know, I actually found something decent on Ed's computer. Stevie: The Virts? Malcolm: Yeah, you create a virtual family, put them in different situations and the computer plays out their lives. I'm putting the characters in right now. Stevie: Is that... your mom? Malcolm: Not yet. [turns aggressiveness level to 10] Reese. [turns intelligence down to 0] Stevie: Make sure... you capture... the blackness... of his soul. Malcolm: Aggressiveness, ten. Hygiene, zero. OK, now me. Appearance... nine. No, ten. A ten for intelligence. And social skills, ten. Stevie: Too bad... it doesn't go... higher. Malcolm: I have social skills, jackass! OK, it's dinner time. Where's Malcolm? Stevie: Looking at himself... in the mirror.