John Pratt: Hey, everybody! I know there are some concerns here so I've brought Mr Landon over to put your minds at ease. Now, he's taking time away from his family so not too many questions.
Barry: This is beautiful. Phil, Mr Landon would like to put our minds at ease! Isn't that right, Bert?
Phil: Hal?!
Hal: Ah, Bert. Albert. Halbert. Hal! You know? [chuckles] I'm sensing a lot of confusion here but the keyword to keep in mind is loyalty. When you're worried about your job it's very tempting to make a fellow co-worker look bad but, I mean, who really cares if someone's wife's an alcoholic... or that someone has a certain unnatural attraction to women in suits? The important thing is we're in this together! And remember, nobody likes a snitch! So, let's have a great picnic, huh? [applauds and runs away]