Meg's husband: Excuse me? Are you Lois?
Lois: Yes.
Meg's husband: Where do you get off talking to my wife about my mother?! I will have you know, I wet my bed every night until I was 16. And my mother changed those sheets for years and never said a word! I don't care if they don't get along. My mother's important to me.
Lois: Hey, I never said anything about your mother. [steps back]
Meg's husband: By the way, I don't have a porn problem. Did she tell you she was the one to introduce it into our home!
Lois: You know, I don't have any interest in- [steps back]
Meg's husband: It was her idea and now I'm the pervert. I don't know what it is about porn. Maybe it's the safety of emotional distance or maybe it's just the thrill.
Lois: All right, that's it! If you're gonna make me do this we're gonna do this. Now sit down! Your problem is you both see yourselves as victims. You've got to talk to each other. There's a certain thing called give and take you need to make a relationship work. Do you understand?
Meg's husband: Yes.
Lois: I'm not finished with you. Now, if you're gonna make this work you have to make sure that you are home every night at 6:30, not 6:35. You have got to create an atmosphere of trust.