Lois: You go straight to your job after school today. I don't want you to be late for your first day of work. And no excuses! I don't wanna hear, "A lion escaped from the zoo", or, "The bus driver went insane and refused to stop."
Malcolm: [to camera] Francis's friend Richie gave Reese a job at the Circus Burger. It's perfect. Reese gets to be bossed around all day by the only guy on the entire planet that's dumber than he is.
Reese: This job is stupid!
Malcolm: Well, you do get to wear a paper hat.