Lavernia: Are you the biggest idiot to ever walk this Earth?
Francis: Good morning.
Lavernia: What did I tell you to do, jackass?
Francis: To paint the kitchen, which I'm doing.
Lavernia: What kind of a moron paints it white? You wanna see all the dirt? What'd they teach you in college, anyway?
Francis: For your information, I'm a high school dropout. And I used the paint that you left for me.
Lavernia: I moved that paint so you could get to the green, idiot. Now you've got to do this over. I don't care if you're here all night doing it.
Francis: What?
Lavernia: That paint you wasted is coming out of your pay.
Francis: [mutters to himself] Maybe I should just paint it the same color as your dye job.
Lavernia: What?
Eric: He didn't say anything.
Francis: I said maybe I should paint it the same color as your dye job, you sagging, leathery, hatchet-faced, dried-up old hag.