Quote from Francis in Book Club
Francis: [on the phone] Hey, it's Francis. How's Alaska? Eric: Francis, where are you? You were supposed to be here two weeks ago. Francis: I know, but no-one will pick me up, I ran out of money and had to work tarring the roofs for a week. Apparently, there's a serial killer loose in Idaho who looks just like me. Eric: You better get here soon. I don't know how much longer they'll hold the job. Francis: I'm almost there! Listen, do I take the provincial highway 99 or the 27 to provincial highway 12? Eric: What?! Where are you? Francis: I'm close to British Columbia. I'm in Bellingham, Washington. Eric: Francis, you're still 2,000 miles away! Francis: What?! No way! I've got to be near to Alaska. I've just exchanged all my money for Alaskan dollars! Eric: There's no such thing as Alaskan dollars! Francis: Sir? [runs off]