Lois: Malcolm, how was school today?
Malcolm: History class was cool.
Lois: Really? Tell us about it.
Malcolm: Jimmy Perkins kicked the crap out of Fred Nason right outside our window.
Reese: Jimmy beat up Fred Nason? That guy's huge!
Malcolm: I know. I couldn't believe it. Fred knocked Jimmy's hat off and Jimmy punched him in the face, like, five times in a row in a second! Fred fell in the bush and he just started hitting and hitting him. It was way cool!
Dewey: Jimmy Perkins is crazy.
Hal: It's like I always told you boys, crazy beats big every time.
[Lois farts as she bends down to pick something up, prompting Hal and the boys to laugh. After Lois stands up and looks at them, the boys stop laughing and scatter.]
Hal: .... So, how was your day, dear?