Quote from Lois in Flashback
Hal: All I'm saying is that you were the one who wore those jeans with that rip above the knee. Lois: Hal, if I got rid of everything that made you hot and bothered, I'd be running around with a handkerchief and a baseball cap. [Hal thinks about that] Stop it. Hal: What do you want from me?! I'm only human. Lois: Oh, please. The minute you cross that threshold into the bedroom, you become more beast than man. Hal: Fine, everything is my fault! Lois: Oh, great. Here come the waterworks.