Hal: [opens door] Oh, boy, Reese, what'd you do?!
Capt. James: Sir, we have to evacuate the entire neighborhood. I need you to leave your house immediately.
Hal: What... evacuating? Why?
Capt. James: There's been a toxic chemical spill about a mile away. A train derailed.
Hal: How'd that happen?
Capt. James: Some idiot left a couch on the railroad tracks.
Dewey: I wonder if that was...
Hal: [shoves ice cream into Dewey's mouth] Careful, son. Don't want to drip.