Malcolm: What are you doing?
Dewey: Yeah, that's ours!
Reese: We paid for it with our own money!
Lois: Well, that was pretty stupid of you, wasn't it? There's no way you're having a motorcycle.
Malcolm: But, Mom, it's not a motorcycle. It's just a little minibike.
Lois: It's a motorcycle.
Malcolm: It's not a motorcycle! It's two feet high. It was made specifically for kids.
Lois: Two wheels. Motor. Motorcycle.