Hal: Okay, I think I fixed the leak. Let me just reattach this here. Try it now.
Lois: Now there's hot water coming out of both taps.
Hal: What? Is that really so bad? You always complain there's not enough hot water.
Lois: It wouldn't kill you to hire a professional every once in a while.
Hal: It costs $70 just to get them in the house. Look, I know my work isn't perfect, but I am saving us a ton of money, and at least the job gets done. [lights flicker] Now, if you'll excuse me, there's someone at the door.