Quote from Hal in Traffic Ticket
Craig: You guys are not going to believe what I have. I have a surveillance arrangement with the manager of the mini-mart across the street. We exchange tapes in order to better understand the security needs of our customers. Hal: "Short skirt, windy day"? Craig: That's code. Anyhoo, one of their cameras caught Lois from a different angle right before she got her ticket. See? Lois was right all along! This completely exonerates her. Isn't this great? [Hal takes the tape out and stomps on it] What are you doing? Hal: You will never, ever tell her of this. Craig: But... Hal: Ah! Ever. Dewey: Got it? [Craig nods]