Lois: Francis, you'd better get moving. You don't want to be late for your first day of inventory.
Francis: Oh, yeah, Mom. Thanks again for getting me that job. Some of the guys are spending their spring break river rafting. You wouldn't believe how jealous they were when they heard I was going to be counting shampoo bottles at the Lucky Aide.
Lois: I'm sorry, Francis, but it's the perfect fit: we needed people and you have no choice.