Reese: Hey, Dad, can we ask you for some advice? The girl who's been bugging Dewey still won't leave him alone.
Dewey: Now she's calling me Dewey Dwarf.
Reese: I told him, you've got to fight fire with fire and he should come up with some really raunchy nickname for her and spread it around school and church and stuff. You know, really get it out there.
Hal: [distracted] Uh, yeah, good for you, boys.
Reese: So the name thing? You're on board with that? [Hal ignores them] All right, let's get to work. What's that girl's name again?
Dewey: Regina Tucker.
Reese: Don't worry. We'll think of something.