Josh: So, what's there to do around here?
Malcolm: Well, there's a pothole we like to jump with our bikes.
Dewey: They filled it.
Malcolm: There's a dead squirrel we like to poke at. That should be good for a few more days. And there's always the dried-up creek and the flooded park. [to camera] Boy, if it wasn't for that squirrel, my life would be really pathetic.