Quote from Francis in Old Mrs. Old
Lois: [answers phone] Hello? Francis: Hey, Ma, listen, did you happen to talk to Richie's mom recently? Lois: Yeah, as a matter of fact I did. I ran into her at work the other day. Francis: Did you happen to talk about Richie at all? Lois: Oh, that poor woman. Do you know how much grief that boy is putting her through? I told her if she had a brain in her head, she'd pack him off to military school and straighten him out before he got into serious trouble. Francis: Okay, thanks. Got to go. [hangs up] Well, it wasn't her.