Hal: I'm home.
Lois: Hi, honey. We're on our own tonight. I thought maybe we'd go out to dinner.
Hal: Where are the kids? [steps into the kitchen]
Lois: Malcolm's over at Stevie's. Reese has got hockey practice. Dewey's at Billy's... or one of the neighbor kids. So, we're on our own. What are you in the mood for?
[Hal returns to the living room naked]
Lois: That has got to be a new record.