Quote from Craig in Robbery
Craig: Did you enjoy your Lucky Aide shopping experience, gentlemen? Lois: Craig, uh, they're in a hurry. Craig: This won't take a second. I am Craig, the assistant manager. I can assure you, if there's one thing we value here at Luck Aide, it is customer satisfaction. Robber #2: We're satisfied. Craig: [chuckles] Well, you don't sound like it. Please, don't feel like you're going to hurt my feelings, because I'm learning here. Now, I'm sure there's something I could do to make this a better experience for you. Robber #1: Yeah. How about you walk me to every other register in this place and give me every cent you've got? Craig: That's a gun! Lois: Craig, calm down. Everybody, calm down. I've been through this five times. We just give them the money from all the other registers, and they'll leave. Craig: What about the safe? Robber #1: Safe? Craig: ...ty. Safe-ty of the customers.