Attendant: Wow, look at that. You have won our champagne dreams package for two. An entire day of his and her spa treatment followed by an evening with dinner and dancing.
Lois: Well, that's just perfect. My husband's out on a hike and we're leaving tomorrow.
Attendant: Relax, lady. It's good for six months.
Lois: Six months? I had to work six months all overtime in a crummy drugstore just to pay for this trip. Have you ever had to recommend a hemorrhoid cream to a complete stranger?
Attendant: Do you want the prize or not?