Lois: Wait a minute. You mean this wasn't about you wanting to be friends?
Kitty: Yes, it was.
Lois: No, it wasn't. You were checking us out. You wanted to see if we were good enough for your family.
Kitty: No, no, no. I-I wouldn't put it that way.
Lois: I would, because that's what you're doing. How dare you! You can't judge us. You know, you are not so perfect yourself, lady. Hell, you are one of the most uptight, repressed people I've ever met in my life.
Kitty: Did you know that Kurt Russell was the jungle boy on Gilligan's Island?
Lois: Don't change the subject. We're having an argument here. I yell at you; you yell at me that's what you do. What's wrong with you?
Kitty: Whatever you say is wrong with me is what's wrong with me. There, problem solved. [chuckles]
[A dumbfounded Lois licks her finger and sticks it in Kitty's ear. Kitty winces and looks away, but doesn't respond.]
Lois: Okay, that's just freaky.