Quote from Craig in Lois' Birthday
Craig: What are you doing here on your... day off? Lois: Oh, I just stopped in with the boys so they could buy me a birthday present. Craig: Oh. It's- It's your birthday? I'd- I'd completely forgotten. Seems like any other day, actually. Lois: Yeah, well. Man: [over P.A.] Craig to aisle seven. Craig to aisle seven. Craig: Of course, you can't blame me for forgetting. I've been so busy lately. Seems like I'm always hitting the weights at the gym, working on the guns. Man: [over P.A.] Craig, aisle seven. Craig: Yeah, and when I'm not at the gym, I'm usually with my dixieland jazz group. Lois: Really? What do you play? Craig: I'm the costumer. You know, there are four different types of straw hats. And if you ever need those arm guarders... Man: [over P.A.] Craig, I can see you. Craig: Bye.