Quote from Malcolm in Lois' Birthday
Malcolm: [to camera] There's a lot of good things about weekends. No school, cartoons... but the best thing about weekends is having a neighbor like old Mrs. Jenson. [kids put on masks] All: Trick-or-treat! Mrs. Jansen: Oh my, look at what nice costumes you have! These two for you, and two for you. There. All: Thank you, Mrs. Jansen. Mrs. Jansen: Goodbye. Malcolm: [to camera] Hey, before you condemn us, we are the only kids who even talk to her. [kids change clothes] So if it wasn't for us, she would have no human contact at all. [doorbell rings] Reese: We shuffled your walkway. Mrs. Jansen: Oh, it looks wonderful. Let me get my purse. Malcolm: [to camera] Okay, now you can condemn us.