Craig: Happy anniversary, Lois. I chewed through my ropes so I could have this set up for you when you got back.
Lois: Oh, Craig.
Craig: I invited the entire staff, but I guess they didn't show up, on account of seeing me as human garbage.
Lois: I wish you'd be mad at me. Yell at me, tell me I'm a horrible person. Please.
Craig: Don't apologize, Lois. If you want to make me happy, just sit down and enjoy your party. [over microphone] Hello, everybody. Here's one I'm sure you'll all remember. [sings] Here she comes now, our Lois, Lois. Struttin' down the aisle like she doesn't know us. Hey, she wears a smock and she looks all right, yeah. You gotta scan and stock and mark the cat chow Meow, meow, meow, meow. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Lois: Yeah.
Craig: Yeah.
Lois: Yeah.
Craig: Yeah. 'Cause she's been here ten... Years. Through the laughs, through the tears. Punchin' in. Punchin' out. 'cept that time she had gout. I say yeah.
Lois: Yeah.
Craig: Yeah.
Lois: Yeah.
Craig: Yeah.
Lois: Yeah.
Craig: Yeah.
Lois: Yeah.
Craig: Yeah.
Lois: Yeah.