Quote from Malcolm in Chad's Sleepover
Malcolm: No, we can't do this. We can't keep blaming everybody else whenever something like this happens. It can't be an accident that you and I alienate so many people. We're never going to make our lives better if we keep pretending they are the problem. Reese: Then what do we do? Malcolm: Well, I mean, if we really want to figure this out, maybe we need to look at ourselves honestly. Reese: You're right. What's wrong with us? Malcolm: Well, some parts are easy. I mean, you're a ruthlessly brutal thug. Reese: I have my moods. Malcolm: And look how it was my first impulse to criticize you. It just shows what a pompous ass I am. Reese: I do seem to cause a lot of needless suffering. I usually assume that people are my enemy. Malcolm: I have this need to show off. It's not enough that I know more than everyone. I have to make sure they know I know more. Why do I do that? Reese: Don't ask me. I know less than everyone. When I walk into a room, it seems like everybody's talking about things that I could never understand. And when they laugh, I'm always sure that they're laughing at me. Malcolm: Maybe we're both afraid. We're afraid people won't like us. That's why I show off how smart I am and that's why you hit people. We're scared of being rejected, so we act in a way that pushes people away. Reese: Oh, man. Malcolm: It's the thing that we hate the most, and yet we keep making it happen again and again. We're so stupid and pathetic. Reese: Or they're jealous! Malcolm: Yeah, totally jealous. Reese: I mean, they see us, and they don't want to face that they're all jealous, so they make us act all angry and superior! Malcolm: They're in denial. Reese: I am really glad we did this.