Lois: You'll see a lot of this in life, Jamie. The big blender company's don't think we're smart enough to save warranties. They think we run around barefoot all day picking bugs off ourselves. Well, they are in for a big surprise. [Chad rearranges a box behind Lois's back] They design their products specifically to break down three days after the warranties get lost. It's called "planned obsolescence," like that deathtrap of a highchair you keep falling over in. I'm their worst nightmare, Jamie; a woman who saves everything. And I'm going to go through every shred of it.